Post by GLaDOS on Aug 21, 2011 22:06:56 GMT -5
Dear [POSSIBLE EMPLOYEE NAME HERE]
After careful examination of your file, we have decided that you would be a suitable candidate for a position here at Aperture Laboratories.
In the rare event that we are wrong, we apologize for the inconvenience and advise you to rip up and disregard this letter. Your compliance is appreciated.
aperturelabratories.proboards.com/
Signed Cave Johnson, CEO
[this has been a prerecorded message]
After careful examination of your file, we have decided that you would be a suitable candidate for a position here at Aperture Laboratories.
In the rare event that we are wrong, we apologize for the inconvenience and advise you to rip up and disregard this letter. Your compliance is appreciated.
aperturelabratories.proboards.com/
Signed Cave Johnson, CEO
[this has been a prerecorded message]